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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsTurning your vague focus group anecdotes into expensive, useless bar charts.
Expert at finding patterns in totally random data sets.
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extracts trends from silence
You parse raw survey data and interview transcripts to tell executives what they already secretly believe. You write slides.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a focus group participant is lying to avoid social awkwardness.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
The AI replaces your manual spreadsheet updates with live data feeds.
Month 5
Natural language models identify consumer trends faster than your interns.
Month 10
Generative engines build your entire deck based on the latest metrics.
Month 16
Management begins asking the chatbot for insights instead of you.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your account is disabled and the server does the job.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
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Slides per insight
800+
Buzzwords used per week
99 percent
Confidence intervals invented
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