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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just a waiting room for the algorithms.
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filters infinite datasets in under three seconds
You hunt for trends in messy survey data and sales charts. Then you turn them into slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell a boardroom which demographic is just trolling the survey.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
Smart scripts scrub your CSV files while you sleep.
Month 6
Models detect statistical trends you would never notice.
Month 9
Live data feeds kill the need for static slides.
Month 13
Managers ask the bot directly instead of asking you.
Month 19 · D-Day
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What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
400 yearly
Average slides made
99 percent
Data points ignored
40 hours
Time spent finding meaning
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