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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheets of vague opinions are about to become obsolete data.
Professional reader of people who don't know what they want.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time behavioral synthesis without the human bias.
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processes billions of data points before lunch
You spend all day parsing customer surveys and focus group transcripts to hunt for actionable consumer trends.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a focus group participant is lying to save their own social face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts scanning internal sales data to find patterns before you do.
Month 3
Smart software writes and triggers the questionnaires based on current anomalies.
Month 6
Large language models condense hours of transcript audio into single executive summaries.
Month 10
Algorithms predict consumer preference changes before the customers even know they want them.
Month 14 · D-Day
The dashboard goes live and you are kindly thanked for your service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
45
Average PowerPoint slides per week
92%
Meaningless buzzword density
2 weeks
Time spent waiting for panel results
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's sentiment analysis tool.
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