Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Consumer Loan Underwriter jobs? · Latest report #5ift3jxz
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou exist only to tell the computer its own output is correct.
Professional calculator of interest rates and borrower misery.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated lending, zero bias, infinite speed.
no no noyouAI▸ UNDERWRITER-X 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags subprime risk before you finish coffee
Reviews credit reports and debt-to-income ratios to approve auto loans. Determines risk and sets interest rates for funding.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the desperate nuance in a loan file that a model ignores.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts start normalizing your unstructured borrower documents.
Month 4
An AI shadow underwriter learns your approval patterns and habits.
Month 8
Routine applications go straight to funding without human sight.
Month 12
You only handle the weird exceptions the AI finds confusing.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system replaces your login with a total-automation handshake.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
12
Applications processed per hour
99 percent
Underwriter boredom level
milliseconds
Approval speed
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a credit monitoring service.
Discussion
