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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou turn spreadsheets into guesses that corporate ignores anyway.
Human spreadsheet whisperer, master of the pivot table
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Guessing accurately before the market moves
oof.youAI▸ PREDICTACORE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters noisy signals from useless data sets
You track trend data to forecast inventory and demand. You build models to justify why you were wrong.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the VP with enough confidence to avoid being fired.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripted parsers instantly ingest and fix all messy retail CSV files.
Month 5
Machine learning replaces your manual Excel sheets with real-time projections.
Month 12
Software directly triggers reorder points based on live demand signals.
Month 16
Generative agents create your monthly performance reports without your input.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the model requires zero human supervision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
62 percent
Average forecast accuracy
45000 rows
Spreadsheet rows per week
12 hours
Meetings about data noise
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