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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Consumer Research Facilitator jobs? · Latest report #6iamkbx8
Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou organize playdates for strangers who are paid to lie.
Expert in herding cat-like participants through boring surveys.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
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oof.youAI▸ USERLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad data before it hits servers
You manage test schedules and handle consumer data. You babysit test participants through scripts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle eye roll when a participant hates your prototype.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Calendar agents automate all participant booking requests.
Month 4
Digital encryption tools remove your need to file papers.
Month 8
Automated voice bots handle all participant check-in calls.
Month 13
Smart sensors replace the need for physical room setup.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system runs itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
3 cups
Coffee consumed per session
12 percent
Participants who ghosted
4000
Data rows scrubbed daily
Your severance
One free subscription to a survey tool.
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