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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsSelling gadgets to people who already researched them on their phone.
Professional box-mover and spec-sheet parrot.
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The shelf that sells itself.
bzzt.youAI▸ RETAIL-SYNC V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
upsells accessories while processing checkout
You pitch laptops and tablets to confused customers while managing inventory levels and explaining basic tech specs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is lying about the warranty status.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
RFID tags track every box so you stop counting stock.
Month 6
Screens now answer questions about processor speeds for you.
Month 11
Gantry systems move hardware from backroom to display shelves.
Month 17
Software triggers automatic wipes on all demo hardware.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The floor is now a fully automated vending experience.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4/hour
Average customer eye-roll frequency
22%
Time spent checking backroom stock
12
Unboxings performed per shift
Your severance
A generous discount code for the product you sell.
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