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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour ability to read policy documents is not a unique skill.
Professional gatekeeper of the corporate travel policy.
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Policy enforcement without the human bias
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denies non-compliant travel claims instantly
You answer routine support tickets and manually approve travel expense reports for internal staff members.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still understand when an employee is crying between the lines of a ticket.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your email replies are now suggested by a smart language model.
Week 6
Camera scanners read and auto-verify every single submitted receipt.
Month 3
A chatbot now handles all common password and account inquiries.
Month 4
The AI automatically rejects expenses that violate your own spreadsheets.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your software access is revoked and your login token is deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.2%
0.02 seconds
Ticket response time
Zero percent
Expense audit error
None
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
One month of premium office coffee and a stapler.
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