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Will AI replace Contemporary Artist jobs? · Latest report #76nch6yh
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour existential dread is significantly cheaper to synthesize via generative diffusion models.
Professional overthinker with an expensive MFA degree.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Meaning extraction for a post-human aesthetic.
ow.youAI▸ ARTSTREAM 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates profound gallery bios in milliseconds
You produce conceptual works, source raw materials, navigate gallery politics, and attempt to imbue objects with subjective meaning. Deprecation.org handles the 'meaning' part much faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a blank canvas is a profound critique of capitalism.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We scrape your entire portfolio to train a model on your specific stylistic tropes.
Month 4
The system begins submitting generated works to minor galleries under a fake alias.
Month 8
Sentiment analysis engines generate glowing reviews for machine-made works to inflate social proof.
Month 13
Autonomous manufacturing bots handle the fabrication of your physical sculpture and canvas requirements.
Month 19 · D-Day
The market officially accepts synthetic art as more authentic and cheaper than human effort.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4.2 weekly
Average existential crises
99 percent
Market value variance
100 percent
Time spent questioning life
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a high-end cloud compute instance.
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