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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour press releases are just glorified match reports waiting for automation.
Professional sports hype-generator and typo-hunter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating hype cycles at wire speed.
oof.youAI▸ LEAGUESCRIPT 2.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates winning narratives in real-time
You draft league updates and manage social media channels during high-stakes match days.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the stadium fans turn truly volatile.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors monitor fan forums to predict the next viral story.
Month 3
AI models write your routine match updates in seconds.
Month 6
Voice-cloning tech handles pre-game quotes for you.
Month 10
Smart bots manage every incoming fan inquiry automatically.
Month 14 · D-Day
The league replaces your role with a single subscription dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
45 minutes
Average press release turnaround
3 percent
Human error in match stats
0.02 seconds
AI response time per tweet
Your severance
One free subscription to a retired sports archive.
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