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September 28, 2027
In 11 monthsYour press releases are just autocomplete waiting for a better model.
Professional weaver of corporate buzzwords and email subject lines.
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Automated narrative generation for market dominance.
oof.youAI▸ STORYBOT-PR V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
saturates news feeds with ghostwritten content
You draft blog posts, pitch journalists, and manage brand messaging to inflate company relevance.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific, fragile ability to lie to journalists with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models scan your media list to send targeted, soulless pitches.
Month 3
Language models start churning out all company blog posts automatically.
Month 6
An agent connects to LinkedIn to post content at peak times.
Month 9
Smart software tracks sentiment and auto-responds to all negative feedback.
Month 11 · D-Day
The system finishes the final press release and locks you out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
99 percent
Emails ignored by press
14 units
Buzzwords per paragraph
400 files
Drafts saved in trash
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic grammar checker app.
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