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Your job has an expiration date
April 22, 2027
In 6 monthsYour thumb muscles are the only thing holding back the inevitable.
Professional curator of fleeting digital insignificance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Curating your misery without the thumb fatigue.
glub.youAI▸ FEEDOPTIMISER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your reality through proprietary rage algorithms
You aggressively refresh feeds to find dopamine hits through endless streams of text and media. You optimize attention.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a viral trend dies of cringe.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent learns your exact triggers to pre-filter content.
Week 6
Bots simulate engagement to satisfy your notification cravings.
Month 3
The feed injects highlights directly into your peripheral vision.
Month 4
Your manual scrolling is flagged as a high-latency inefficiency.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are freed from the screen while the bot scrolls.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2 seconds
Average dopamine spike
1.4 kilometers
Daily thumb mileage
Zero
Meaningful work output
Your severance
A final high-resolution cat video for the road.
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