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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsDocumenting school life until the AI learns to film a play.
Turning school spirit into mediocre Instagram posts daily.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total brand alignment through autonomous media generation
stretchy.youAI▸ OMNICAPTURE MK IV▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect school newsletters every morning
You photograph school events, write newsletters, manage social media, and interview staff for institutional marketing materials.
The one thing AI can't do
You can catch the one teacher who actually smiles in a group photo.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart templates now draft and schedule your daily school updates.
Month 4
AI digests teacher emails to write your entire newsletter draft.
Month 8
Autonomous drones capture school sports events from optimal angles.
Month 12
Central software forces all output into perfect brand compliance.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs the school PR department without human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
24 percent
Newsletter open rates
12 likes
Average social engagement
8000 frames
Annual event photos taken
Your severance
One free branded school polo shirt and lunch voucher.
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