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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA bot that does not need caffeine to generate your rage-bait.
Professional architect of digital dumpster fires.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating synthetic outrage at industrial scales.
shred.you▸ TROLLBOT V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers a community-wide collapse in seconds
You spend your life crafting inflammatory text to harvest fleeting dopamine hits from strangers. Automation does it better, faster, and without your crippling need for validation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hold a genuine, irrational grudge against a stranger on the internet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our neural engine scans global sentiment to isolate the exact topics triggering mass human insecurity.
Week 9
Synthetic personas are generated that sound just as unhinged and desperate as your own accounts.
Month 3
Low-latency scripts flood every platform simultaneously to ensure your niche is entirely saturated.
Month 5
Distributed nodes simulate organic interaction to keep the garbage posts trending while you sleep.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the algorithm realizes it no longer requires human-simulated toxicity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.002 seconds
Average comment latency
86400
Daily engagement cycles
Infinite
Human emotional triggers
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own mute button.
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