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Your job has an expiration date
December 21, 2027
In 14 monthsYour Rolodex is just a database table waiting for a JOIN query.
Professional lunch-haver and email-forwarder extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals faster than your lunch hour.
split.youAI▸ CONTENTBOT AUTONEGOTIATOR V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates contracts during your coffee break
You broker deals for streaming content libraries while juggling talent agents and legal contracts. You talk too much.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a producer is lying about their show's actual demographic reach.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI writes your emails and schedules your lunch meetings automatically.
Month 4
Algorithms scan legal documents to find the best licensing terms.
Month 8
Data models pick which creators will trend before you do.
Month 12
Producers upload content directly to our bidding engine without you.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system finishes the final renewal without human hand-holding.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.4%
12 weekly
Average lunch meetings
4 liters
Coffee consumption
402
Emails per deal
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the platform you just sold.
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