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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsTurning utility bill explanations into generic SEO sludge for nobody.
Veteran associate specializing in buzzword-heavy grid strategy updates.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating infinite utility buzzwords without human error.
no no noyou▸ CONTENTGEN UTILITYBOT V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
floods the internet with targeted utility content
Writes blog posts about power grid trends and drafts social media updates to drive organic web traffic.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the difference between a kilowatt and a kilowatt-hour to a confused client.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI models generate higher-ranking SEO titles than your manual spreadsheets.
Week 7
Large language models churn out industry white papers in seconds.
Month 3
Bots post content at peak engagement times without human oversight.
Month 5
Algorithms interpret traffic data to refine future marketing strategies.
Month 6 · D-Day
The CMS locks you out and the AI takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
14,000
SEO keywords stuffed
zero
Blog posts read by humans
infinite
Coffee cups consumed
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a synonym database tool.
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