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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYou are a glorified clipboard for content that will never trend.
Professional cat-herder of moody creative types and broken links.
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You juggle edit timelines, track assets, and nag creators to hit deadlines. Your job is just digital scheduling.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell which creator is lying about their file being corrupted.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Standardized submission forms eliminate your need for manual asset intake.
Week 9
Smart sensors ping creators automatically when deadlines are missed.
Month 5
Files move from editor to server without human intervention.
Month 8
Vision models detect export errors faster than any human eye.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your dashboard is deleted forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4.2 Gallons
Coffee consumed while waiting
12,900
Emails sent without replies
Infinity
Asset link expirations
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