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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Content Policy Manager jobs? · Latest report #3d8f7acu
Your job has an expiration date
December 10, 2027
In 14 monthsRules are just data points waiting to be classified by an algorithm.
Professional gatekeeper of the internet's questionable vibes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Rules defined by data, not human opinion.
oof.youAI▸ POLICYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces global community guidelines in milliseconds
You draft rules for online safety based on laws and feedback. You interpret complex social norms into policy documents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, ironic shade in a user's post that ruins the algorithm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
The AI starts learning your policy logic from historical moderation logs.
Month 3
Large language models begin suggesting rule updates based on live sentiment.
Month 6
The system auto-flags content using your established criteria and legal mappings.
Month 9
Customer feedback is routed directly to the algorithm for immediate policy tuning.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are replaced by a self-optimizing policy engine that never sleeps.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
4
policy drafts per month
120
hours spent debating nuance
99%
feedback interpretations failed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our ad-free censored internet.
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