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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour narrative expertise is just a dataset we haven't scraped yet.
Senior Strategist (mostly PowerPoints, occasionally actually shooting)
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Automated storytelling at broadcast scale.
bzzt.youAI▸ NARRATIVE ENGINE X-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates winning sports narratives in milliseconds
You oversee sports broadcasting workflows, from initial script development and narrative strategy to managing large-scale production and editing teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a live broadcast goes sideways.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our model analyzes your historical hits to map recurring narrative beats.
Month 4
Generative agents draft sports segments faster than your writing team.
Month 8
Logistics software takes over team coordination and resource allocation tasks.
Month 13
AI-assisted editors cut footage based on viewer engagement patterns.
Month 18 · D-Day
The broadcast strategy engine now runs the entire production suite.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
450 percent
Average ego inflation
12 weekly
Meetings about content
Infinite
Hours spent on Slack
Your severance
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