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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsConverting your 'strategic insights' into a cheaper text-generation prompt library.
Expert at turning 'make it pop' into actionable deliverables.
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Automated strategy that never hits burnout.
glub.youAI▸ NARRATIVE ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect campaign briefs in seconds
You spend your day managing editorial calendars, refining brand voice, and justifying abstract creative strategies to skeptical clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a client lies about their true goals.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Your brand voice guidelines are uploaded to our pattern matching engine.
Month 6
Smart software generates your entire editorial calendar without human intervention.
Month 12
AI-driven review systems replace your back-and-forth editing with freelance writers.
Month 16
Algorithms determine market trends better than your gut feelings ever could.
Month 19 · D-Day
The agency moves to a full-auto creative pipeline, removing your salary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
99.8%
Strategy alignment score
Unlimited
Mean creative output
Infinite
Client meeting patience
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive bagel.
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