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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou exist only because the software is too stupid to argue.
Professional referee for corporate toddlers in business casual.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resource allocation without the human sobbing.
shred.you▸ CONFLICT-NET 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces resource parity with cold math
You mediate project resource fights and schedule conflicts. You waste hours chasing updates from stubborn departments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is actually lying about being busy in a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software replaces your manual follow-up emails with automated persistent reminders.
Month 5
Inventory systems directly reserve time slots without needing your approval.
Month 10
AI predicts contention before it happens based on past project logs.
Month 15
Automated rules resolve scheduling disputes based on priority-weighted algorithms.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and removes your access credentials permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4.2 seconds
Average conflict resolution speed
14 hours/week
Time spent in useless emails
100 percent
Human emotional baggage cost
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a mediation meditation app.
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