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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou track mandatory training hours that nobody actually wants to finish.
Professional email-chaser and spreadsheet-wrangler.
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Automated credential tracking for the modern workforce.
ow.you▸ CERTIBOT COMPLIANCE ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated reminders every five seconds
You chase professionals to complete their annual certification credits and document their compliance with industry standard regulations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific tone of panic in an email from an expiring licensee.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your spreadsheets are ingested into our central compliance database.
Month 4
The system begins nagging staff with smarter, faster email templates.
Month 8
Image recognition handles certificate verification without needing your human eyes.
Month 12
Management views real-time compliance charts instead of asking you for them.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your login access is terminated as the system becomes self-sustaining.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,200
Annual emails ignored
12%
Course completion rate
87
Spreadsheet tabs open
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct e-learning platform.
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