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Your job has an expiration date
November 6, 2027
In 13 monthsTurning your flowcharts into a graveyard of unused dashboards.
Professional post-it note enthusiast and meeting facilitator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Metrics that measure their own success.
no no noyouAI▸ FLOWOPTIMIZER V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite slide decks in seconds
You facilitate process events and draft dashboard metrics. Your job is basically making slides about fixing things.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is lying to you during a root cause analysis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated agents crawl your Jira boards to scrape all process logs.
Month 3
The system generates real-time dashboards without a single meeting.
Month 6
AI predicts bottlenecks by analyzing patterns you missed entirely.
Month 9
The software adjusts workflows based on live data feedback loops.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-improving.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42
Dashboards abandoned annually
88%
Process events resulting in zero change
19 hours/week
Time spent in status meetings
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a project management tool.
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