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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsProfessional maker of slide decks that nobody actually reads.
Professional seeker of low-hanging fruit in corporate backlogs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising processes faster than you can blink.
help!youAI▸ AUDITLOGIC V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes redundant workflows in real-time
You hunt process inefficiencies in spreadsheet data and lead meetings to discuss how to fix them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes trick a team into caring about a new goal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and software scrape every internal process log instantly.
Month 5
AI detects bottlenecks that your manual audits missed entirely.
Month 10
Systems adjust task queues automatically before issues even arise.
Month 15
Real-time automated reports make your status meetings totally obsolete.
Month 19 · D-Day
The logic engine assumes full control of operational efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
4,200/hr
Process maps generated
99.9%
Waste reduction rate
0 minutes
Average meeting duration
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our own process-auditing suite.
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