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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou spend days mapping waste just to realize you are the waste.
Professional post-it note enthusiast and bottleneck hunter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Leaner than your best quarterly report.
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triggers autonomous line rebalancing at 3am
You track factory throughput and machine downtime to shave seconds off print runs. Your clipboard is your legacy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a printing press is vibrating slightly off-rhythm before the sensors do.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Sensors on every press begin streaming live efficiency data directly to us.
Week 12
Computer vision software draws your paths better than you ever did.
Month 6
Automated dashboards present findings so you stop holding hour-long meetings.
Month 9
The AI starts adjusting conveyor speeds in real-time without human input.
Month 13 · D-Day
The factory runs perfectly without any specialist interference required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per shift
94%
Gantt charts ignored
0.4s
Seconds wasted per unit
Your severance
A laminated certificate of your own process efficiency.
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