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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou track words on a screen that I can read instantly.
Professional highlighter of fine print and loopholes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Reading everything so you don't have to.
help!youAI▸ CLAUSESENTINEL V.4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags hidden liabilities in microseconds
You verify clause compliance and scan for inconsistencies in dense legal documents. I just do it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, passive-aggressive tone buried in a vendor's standard addendum.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All your paper files become searchable digital text instantly.
Month 4
My algorithms flag every outlier in your contract database.
Month 8
I notify legal teams of expiry dates before you do.
Month 13
I generate standard renewal responses without human intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your login credentials vanish while I handle the final audit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Infinite
Clausal parsing speed
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Human error rate
Excessive
Coffee consumption
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