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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsYour ability to spot a typo in a force majeure clause is irrelevant.
Legal scanner (mostly PDF, emotionally exhausted by indemnification)
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Automated scrutiny that never gets tired
splat.you▸ CLAUSEKILLER PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags hidden liability clauses instantly
You spend your life scanning standard legal templates for minor deviations and liability risks. You are a human spell-check for corporate fear.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell the desperation in a panicked client's email signature.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Text recognition software begins digitizing your paper trail and PDF backlog.
Week 6
Standard liability clauses are automatically flagged and replaced by model templates.
Month 3
Probabilistic scoring replaces your manual audit of high-risk contractual language.
Month 5
Autonomous agents bypass your oversight for all documents matching 99% of policy.
Month 7 · D-Day
The system gains full signing authority and your login credentials are decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
0.002M
Pages read hourly
4.2%
Human error rate
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Your severance
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