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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour legal jargon is just expensive copy-paste anyway.
Senior Bureaucrat (mostly footnotes, emotionally exhausted by procurement)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing local deals at the speed of code.
oof.youAI▸ LEXI-GOV 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags legal loopholes in real-time
You draft municipal contracts and monitor vendor procurement compliance. You interpret complex regulatory codes for local government projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a city council member is hiding a conflict of interest.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All paper contracts are scanned and indexed by our text engine.
Month 5
Standard procurement clauses are automatically generated by AI templates.
Month 13
Software tracks vendor changes and suggests pre-approved legal responses.
Year 1.9
Automated logic ensures every contract meets current state bidding laws.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A single server cluster replaces your entire legal department.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
99 percent
Clause boilerplate matches
4 cups
Coffee consumed per brief
12 per deal
Email back-and-forth cycles
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to outdated legal reference books.
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