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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYou are just a human motion-sensor that accidentally learned how to payroll.
Professional cat-herder of teenagers and delivery trucks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The store that never sleeps or complains.
no no noyouAI▸ OMNISHELF-7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
restocks shelves while brewing fresh coffee
You manage retail inventory, cook hot food, and handle store logistics. Automation does it faster and without needing breaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is about to steal a candy bar.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors track every item movement to eliminate manual counting.
Month 13
Cash handling moves to secure, self-balancing kiosks.
Year 2.1
A dedicated grill unit replaces the manual cooking process.
Year 3.1
Cameras track grime and stock levels without human intervention.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your access codes are deactivated as the store becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 minutes
Average spill cleanup time
0.0001 percent
Inventory discrepancy margin
Critical
Human emotional fatigue
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired lukewarm hot dogs.
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