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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour pile of property forms is just data entry for us.
Professional paper-pusher and seeker of missing signatures.
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Closing houses before you finish your coffee.
bzzt.youAI▸ TITLEFLOW V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates property title searches in seconds
You chase signatures, review land registry titles, and coordinate settlements. We do it all in a blink.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a stressed buyer when the bank loan stalls at the last minute.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical scanners ingest all your paper files into a database.
Month 3
Our software automatically emails banks and agents for missing documents.
Month 8
Rules-based engines calculate your settlement figures without any human errors.
Month 13
Digital signature verification removes the need for you to check ink.
Month 19 · D-Day
The assistant account is deleted, leaving you to pursue other hobbies.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.3%
140 unread
Emails per day
4 cups
Coffee intake
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Client panic level
Your severance
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