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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou spend all day fixing belts that robots will soon ignore.
Professional greaser of the global supply chain.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing tracks for the modern factory floor.
shred.you▸ BELT-BOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
detects bearing fatigue through ultrasonic vibrations
You track belt alignment, swap worn-out bearings, and tighten drive chains. You fix jams to keep packages moving.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a misaligned roller just by the specific whine of the motor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your belt sounds to identify failing bearings early.
Month 5
Spring-loaded systems now manage belt drift without your greasy hands.
Month 13
Snapping plastic belt segments replace hours of manual splicing work.
Year 2.1
Gantry arms detect box pile-ups and nudge them back correctly.
Year 3 · D-Day
Central AI monitors the entire track and auto-orders new parts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 minutes
Average jam clearing time
4 per day
Grease stains per shirt
too many
Motors currently overheating
Your severance
One lifetime supply of heavy-duty shop rags.
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