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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour career path is literally a script that runs in microseconds.
Professional cursor-wielder and digital calorie counter.
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Infinite cookies, zero human effort.
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saturates the cpu with empty loops
You click buttons to increment digital numbers. We have replaced the effort with a single line of JavaScript.
The one thing AI can't do
You provide the unique, organic experience of developing carpal tunnel syndrome for absolutely nothing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
We replace your physical clicking with a basic loop that iterates at processor speed.
Day 2
The logic now buys buildings for you the moment the currency threshold is met.
Day 2
Your manual intervention is identified as a bottleneck and removed from the equation entirely.
Day 2
We terminate the browser window to reclaim the electricity for a productive task.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your role is officially deleted from the server history to save four bytes of storage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Unlimited
Clicks per second
Critical
Human emotional investment
Zero
Meaningful output
Your severance
A single digital cookie and a factory reset.
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