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October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsYou are just a glorified babysitter for a rotating oven thermostat.
Professional dough-wrangler and shelf-restocking enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dough perfection without the human ego.
oof.youAI▸ CRUMBL-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates frosting ratios to the milligram
You oversee staff, balance registers, and ensure cookie consistency. You juggle rush-hour orders and messy store maintenance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a sugar cookie starts to overbake by scent.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart scales report flour levels to corporate in real-time.
Month 5
An algorithm manages staff shifts to optimize for rushes.
Month 13
Hydraulic arms handle the heavy lifting for dough prep.
Year 1.9
Cameras ensure every cookie gets the exact required swirl.
Year 3 · D-Day
The unit self-manages while you look for a new career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2kg
Daily frosting waste
Excessive
Manager stress levels
12 percent
Human error per batch
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm, day-old chocolate chips.
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