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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour oak casks are aging, but your career is not.
Master of staves, hoops, and damp Scottish basements.
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Perfect char, zero drama.
ow.youAI▸ CASKBOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates char levels for premium finish
You oversee the repair, charring, and quality control of whisky casks. You track stave inventory and barrel lifespan.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if the humidity will ruin the wood by the smell alone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors replace your chalk marks with digital tracking tags.
Month 6
Cameras detect rot better than your tired eyes.
Month 15
Hydraulic arms take over the heavy barrel assembly.
Year 2.2
An automated cell fires the barrels to exact specs.
Year 4 · D-Day
The cooperage runs 24/7 without a single human whisper.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
400
Staves aligned per hour
0.00%
Whisky leakage rate
12%
Human error in charring
Your severance
A lifetime supply of wooden bung stoppers.
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