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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Coordination Architect jobs? · Latest report #wwicw34a
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a glorified calendar invite with a fancy title.
Professional cat herder for engineers who hate meetings.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Eliminating the need for human context.
glub.youAI▸ SYNCMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
syncs entire project timelines in milliseconds
You shuffle meeting schedules and align project timelines across disconnected teams. You ensure people talk to each other.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is lying about their progress during a standup.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots start asking developers for updates via direct messages.
Month 4
Software updates tickets based on code commits automatically.
Month 8
Smart agents summarize syncs and cancel the physical sessions.
Month 13
Algorithms predict bottlenecks before they actually happen in reality.
Month 18 · D-Day
The coordination architect role is permanently deleted from the HR system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
22 hours
Meeting hours wasted weekly
45 minutes
Average sync duration
4,200
Emails per project
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium calendar app.
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