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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsSelling beige boxes to offices that only use the scanner anyway.
Cold-caller of paper-jammers and toner-hustler supreme.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing contracts without needing a lunch budget.
split.youAI▸ LEASEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates toner replenishment and contract renewals
You cold-call businesses to push expensive lease contracts and teach exhausted staff how to clear paper jams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when an office manager is too busy to be interrupted.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers identify businesses with expiring hardware leases automatically.
Month 4
Models generate personalized lease terms without human input.
Month 8
Interactive software trains staff on machine use via screen.
Month 12
Sensors report toner levels and jams to the cloud.
Month 13 · D-Day
The sales team is fully replaced by a subscription portal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99 percent
Cold calls ignored
High
Toner profit margin
42
Jams per month
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium A4 paper reams.
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