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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Copier Technician jobs? · Latest report #24pfnccp
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsScrewing plastic trays into office printers won't save you from obsolescence.
Professional box-opener and tray-snapper.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Plug, play, and print without the human.
ow.youAI▸ INSTALLAMATIC 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates color density faster than eyes see
You unbox hardware, snap on paper trays, and load default network settings before shipping units to offices.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively feel when a plastic clip is about to snap.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Vision systems detect missing components during the unboxing process.
Month 5
Robotic arms with force feedback snap trays into place instantly.
Month 11
Software pushes settings to copiers via auto-detect over local networks.
Month 17
Self-checking routines verify toner flow and scanning clarity without humans.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The factory floor goes dark as bots do the work alone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12 minutes
Average unboxing time
4 per tech
Trays dropped annually
High
Screw driver fatigue
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium toner cartridges.
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