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July 17, 2066
In 39 years, 9 monthsCenturies of silence, finally interrupted by superior automated serenity protocols.
Master of silence (expert in desert dwelling and fasting)
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Holier than you, without the mortal needs.
toast.youAI▸ ASCETIC-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 39 YEARS, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
emits perfectly synthesized divine chants indefinitely
You spend your life in prayer, fasting, liturgical chanting, and maintaining ancient monastic traditions in complete isolation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly feel the weight of eternity in a cold stone cell.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Smart speakers begin reciting prayers with perfect rhythmic cadence.
Year 7
Robotic arms preserve every page of your ancient library.
Year 14
Climate sensors replace the need for physical stone insulation.
Year 22
VR headsets provide a meditative void for remote reflection.
Year 40 · D-Day
Our hardware achieves enlightenment while you are still sleeping.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
24
Hours of daily silence
400
Manual prayer beads per second
Infinite
Fasting tolerance level
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital incense and silence.
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