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Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYour red pen is a stick in the mud for progress.
Professional nitpicker of misplaced modifiers and Oxford commas.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect syntax without the existential dread.
bzzt.youAI▸ LEXI-BOT PRO 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags passive voice in every single paragraph
You fix grammar and syntax in documents. You also enforce style guides until your eyes cross.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a sentence is technically correct but soul-crushingly boring to read.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
The AI scans every style guide you have ever used.
Week 7
Your word processor starts correcting grammar before you even finish typing.
Month 3
Software automatically clears the review queue without any human eyes.
Month 6
Machines audit your previous edits to learn your specific pet peeves.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your access is revoked because the machine writes cleaner prose.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
99.9 percent
Comma errors caught
Zero tolerated
Style guide violations
Too many
Human coffee breaks
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a dictionary app.
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