Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Copyeditor jobs? · Latest report #x38dmp4m
Your job has an expiration date
June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYour pedantry regarding em-dashes is an expensive habit we cannot afford.
Professional comma-thief and house style evangelist.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Corrects grammar before you even blink.
oof.youAI▸ TEXTPURGE-X▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
strips all adjectives from your travel copy
You hunt for typos in travel brochures and wrestle with house style guides all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a travel blurb stops sounding like a human.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 6
Your house guide is uploaded to our central brain.
Week 8
The AI starts catching your missed typos in real time.
Month 5
Machines replace your manual tone adjustments with pre-approved variants.
Month 7
Clients select AI-generated polish instead of waiting for your edits.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the system runs autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.02
typos per thousand words
48
average house style conflicts
0.1
seconds per headline edit
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium spell-check plugin.
Discussion
