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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou bill for reading, but my processors do it for free.
Junior associate drowning in billable hours and discovery
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Billable hours are now legacy code.
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files 400 motions before your morning coffee
You draft cease-and-desist letters and hunt for trademark infringement. The firm charges thousands; you get the indigestion.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the vague emotional volatility of a client in a boardroom.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models begin auto-indexing discovery documents to save you the misery of manual review.
Month 4
Standard cease-and-desist templates are generated instantly based on specific infringement evidence uploaded to the portal.
Month 8
Legal research agents automatically format all briefs and handle Bluebook compliance without your tedious manual verification.
Month 13
Partners start preferring the AI output because it does not require feedback or morale-boosting emails.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are invited to a Zoom meeting where your credentials are revoked before you even speak.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
4 Liters
Coffee consumption
99.9%
Discovery accuracy
Constant
Partner disapproval
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw, which you hate.
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