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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour brand voice sounds like a Markov chain anyway.
Professional word-shuffler and adverb enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning corporate nothing into bottom-line text.
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generates 500 headlines while you blink
You draft marketing text for brands that only pretend to have personality. You fill templates with hollow buzzwords.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still write a sentence that actually makes a human feel something.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your brand guidelines are uploaded into a basic local model.
Week 6
The machine generates every blog post and caption from simple prompts.
Month 3
You are demoted to checking for hallucinations instead of writing text.
Month 4
The machine learns from click-through rates and ignores your manual edits.
Month 6 · D-Day
Marketing teams delete your access and rely entirely on generative output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4000
Average word count per day
too high
Adjectives per noun ratio
99 percent
Human creative friction
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a thesaurus app.
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