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October 23, 2027
In 12 monthsYour witty puns are just data points waiting to be synthesized.
Professional word-smith and serial pivot-to-video advocate.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Writing better copy than you ever did.
glub.youAI▸ LEXI-BOT GEN 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates fifty ad variations per second
You draft marketing slogans and plan content calendars to drive user engagement. You juggle brand voice and deadlines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a brand voice sounds like a lying sociopath.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent scrapes your best headlines to mimic your tone.
Month 3
Software populates your content calendar using predictive engagement trends.
Month 6
A language model generates long-form posts while you watch silently.
Month 9
Clients choose the best AI variant directly without your intervention.
Month 12 · D-Day
You pack your laptop while the server archives your legacy copy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Excessively high
Adjectives per paragraph
Inefficient
Coffee-to-word ratio
90 percent
Meetings about content
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued thesaurus app.
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