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Your job has an expiration date
February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYour infinite stream of mediocre adjectives is about to be throttled.
Professional word-arranger with a penchant for clever puns.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating final drafts before you find coffee.
wheee!you▸ DRAFTMASTER PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes hook-to-conversion rates in milliseconds
You hammer out sentences to sell gadgets or fill movie scenes with dialogue. The machine does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect when a metaphor feels like it was written by a ghost.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent ingests your entire history of written creative output.
Month 4
The machine generates three hundred options for every single creative brief.
Month 8
Management begins preferring the cold, predictable logic of the output software.
Month 12
Feedback is processed instantly without any need for your fragile ego.
Month 16 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the server finalizes the last script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
12,000
Average words generated per second
99.2%
Emotional manipulation accuracy
Zero
Coffee breaks required
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium thesaurus app.
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