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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYou spend all day talking to people who cannot answer back.
The final arbiter of mortal status and paperwork.
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Absolute diagnostic finality at room temperature.
oof.you▸ MORTASCAN-CORE 9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers expert courtroom testimony via high-fidelity playback
You identify human remains and certify causes of death through clinical examination and legal oversight.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can testify in court about a human tragedy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Sensors transcribe your verbal dictation into perfect legal documents.
Year 8
High-res imaging stations identify trauma patterns faster than human eyes.
Year 16
A refined language model generates ironclad expert witness reports.
Year 25
Automated transport units handle the heavy lifting without fatigue.
Year 40 · D-Day
The logic core assumes full liability for all mortal certifications.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.5%
12
Autopsies per week
85%
Paperwork load
100%
Case closure rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital obituary service.
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