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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsMoving spreadsheets from one tab to another is not a personality.
Professional email forwarder and high-stakes calendar filler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The spreadsheet that talks back to clients.
squeeze.youAI▸ BANKERBOT-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers bad credit news with perfect indifference
You manage client relationships, handle credit risk reports, and attend endless internal meetings about banking compliance updates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can fake empathy when the client loses money on a bad trade.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-driven drafting tools start writing your client reports faster.
Month 4
Automated agents clear your daily regulatory flags without human oversight.
Month 8
Unified APIs pull legacy bank data directly into client summaries.
Month 13
Clients prefer the bot's instant, emotionless answers to your calls.
Month 18 · D-Day
The bank switches your access to read-only mode for legacy record keeping.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4 cups/day
Coffee consumption
99 percent
Email boilerplate usage
Zero
Meaningful conversations
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale breakroom muffin.
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