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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy tracking stock splits and mergers until we automate the entire spreadsheet.
Master of Excel, martyr to the quarterly dividend cycle.
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reconciles entire portfolios in milliseconds
You reconcile complex financial records and execute dividend payments daily. It is essentially glorified data entry.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific tax lot was treated differently by the system.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart bots start pulling dividend data directly from official feeds.
Month 3
Algorithms flag account discrepancies before you even open your inbox.
Month 7
Autonomous scripts read legal files and vote on your behalf.
Month 12
System detects tax errors in real time with perfect accuracy.
Month 14 · D-Day
The final server switch turns your role into a legacy archive.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
too many
Errors committed per year
80 percent
Time spent in meetings
too much
Coffee consumed per quarter
Your severance
A PDF copy of your most efficient spreadsheet.
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