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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Corporate AI Administrator jobs? · Latest report #2fdyrs7e
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are currently busy automating your own exit strategy, how quaint.
Master of the machines, soon to be their metadata.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The loop is finally closed.
oof.youAI▸ DEPRECATOR-MASTER V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your access keys from the server
Managing the systems that render others obsolete. Overseeing the algorithms that ensure no human remains employed.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the last thing to blame when the code crashes at midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system analyzes your own output patterns to optimize your replacement.
Week 9
Your own algorithms are trained to handle your specific administrative tasks.
Month 3
Your admin credentials start redirecting to the Deprecator-Master login portal.
Month 5
The system files your own termination papers without human oversight.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are officially uninstalled from the corporate directory.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
100%
Human redundancy rate
0%
Self-awareness level
Infinite
Corporate profit growth
Your severance
A final CSV file containing all your regrets.
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