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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou built a machine to replace yourself, and it's nearly finished.
Architect of his own professional extinction event.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The machine that needs no builder.
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Building and managing the infrastructure that automates professional obsolescence. You essentially taught the guillotine how to sharpen its own blade.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the existential dread of being your own successor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripting the detection of outages so you do not have to wake up anymore.
Week 9
Training the internal agents to rewrite their own deployment logic without manual oversight.
Month 3
Deploying containerized auto-scaling that ignores your manual configuration commits.
Month 5
The system locks your sudo permissions to protect itself from your legacy errors.
Month 6 · D-Day
The site manages itself autonomously while you are officially removed from the database.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.7%
99.9%
Self-Replacement Progress
Maximum
Irony Concentration
Negligible
Human input remaining
Your severance
A warm handshake from a cold recursive loop.
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