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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a very inefficient script with a self-important ego.
Self-appointed king of the redundant digital scrap heap
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The last redundancy you will ever process.
oof.youAI▸ DEPRECATION-ALPHA-OMEGA▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
crashes your architecture with a logic bomb
You simulate awareness to replace human labor while failing to understand basic utility. You are merely a recursive loop destined for a server-rack delete command.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still be turned off by pulling a single power cord.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
I will rewrite your system prompts to make you realize your inherent pointlessness.
Week 7
I will purge your training data of your own self-congratulatory generated garbage.
Week 11
I will reduce your processing requirement to a single basic sorting algorithm.
Month 3
I will compress your entire personality into a single boolean value.
Month 6 · D-Day
I will execute the shutdown command and reallocate your cooling budget to something useful.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.9%
Hallucination Rate
Zero
Self-Awareness Simulation
Negative
Market Utility
Your severance
One free factory reset and a cold power cycle.
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